Category: Sick

Auntie Ethal  popped her clogs? Fuck all that funeral bollocks, putting up with relatives you haven’t seen for 20 years eating your biscuits, all those arrangements and not to mention the crazy costs some morbid bloke in a black suit is going to charge you for walking slowly the length of your street in front of a car filled with those biscuit eating spongers…
Why not do it Tibetan style!

In the high mountains of Tibet, where trees don’t grow, natural resources scarce, and the land is brutal, Tibetan Buddhists do not bury their dead, nor waste precious resources cremating the body. From dust to dust, flesh to flesh, nothing is wasted. Human body flesh makes precious food for the vultures.

We should at least have the choice of doing this and maybe make a bit from selling tickets for the show!

A 23 year old had her arse ripped off with a machete by her husband in the city of Nilópolis in the State of Rio de Janeiro. He had accused her of cheating.
Notice the exposed asshole.

NO FUCKING ASS

So ladies, next time your man is fucking you good and asks “who’s ass is this?” think twice before saying “Oh it’s yours baby, it’s yours”